Tuesday 2 June 2015

Hash #176. The Lost in the Bush Hash



WHAT: Hash #176. The Lost in the Bush Hash

When: Saturday, June 6, 2015. 12:30 PM

HOST: Sir Turtle Head

HARES: Sir Turtle Head & tbd

Where: End of Camino La Dehesa.

How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and some hot-dogs.


What to Bring:


  • Food (that doesn't need cooking, or can be boiled)
  • Extra libations
  • Extra carrying capacity, as in room in a backpack or what have you. Getting up the hill will be a cooperative effort. Each person will need to carry the equivalent of about 4lb of stuff (or, if you prefer, 4lb=2000cc=8 beers worth - a better hashing unit of weight)
  • Sunblock
  • Water
  • May be a cold day, bring appropriate clothing, which should include a warm jacket, gloves, a hat and scarf.

more details and comments on the facebook event Hash #176. The Lost in the Bush Hash

On on!...


Saturday 16 May 2015

Hash #175 - 4th Annual Whiner's Hash




WHAT: Hash #175 - 4th Annual Whiner's Hash
WHEN: Saturday, May 23 at Casa Marin in Camino Lo Abarca (www.casamarin.cl)
HOSTS: Sir Sump Pump & FInger in the Dyke
HARES: Sir Sump Pump & FInger in the Dyke
TIME: Round-trip private limo bus from Flannery’s Pub in Providencia at 11:00 (ARRIVE AT 10:45AM)
Arriving from Encomenderos 83 in Los Condes to Casa Marin around 12:30 to a beautiful world Class Winery on the Coast
Circle starts at 1:00, so if you like to pre lube, feel free to do so
COST: $15.500 with transport (US$26 trough Paypal), $10.500 if you drive yourself.

Bring: pruning shears, sunblock, water, hats, your drinking face.

WHAT YOU GET:
...
- Party bus, starting at Flannery's.

- Taus Bräus Ale during trip and at the hash.

-A fabulous trail around the vineyard, which will lead us to where we will all be picking our special row of grapes! (Extreme Late Harvest!).

-A lively, and imaginative Circle of Down Downs, with grape stomping and beer.

- A special array of discounts to buy and taste these world class wines at a hash-negotiated price (well worth the price of admission alone).

- Guaranteed SEX (either with someone else, or by yourself).

- Safe journey back to Santiago, as the bus departs at 19:30 to go back to Flannery’s about 21:00.

- An orgasmic array of 5 star foods with meat, seafood, and vegetarian options custom designed for us by the winery's world-class chef .

- Empanada de pino from Lo Abarca: dough filled with a seasoned mixture of ground beef, onions, raisins, black olives and hard boiled eggs.

- Roasted ribs: pork ribs barbecue.

- Chilean salad: tomato, onions and coriander.

- Mix of salads: tomatoes, avocados, corn, peas, artichokes, olives, lettuces.

- Accompaniment: baked potatoes with olive oil and rosemary, and rice.

- Semola con leche: semolina pudding with cinnamon and caramel sauce.

Besides the lunch, you can drink your own beer! If people are interested in drinking the best whites from Chile, they can be purchased for $2.500 per glass.

All this and more for the ridiculously low price of 15.500.

If you like to drive yourself (crazy), remember the price goes down to 10.500.

To reserve a spot please confirm your participation to info@shhh.cl including your contact details.

Available payment options are bank transfer, paypal or if you prefer cash we'll meet next Wednesday May 20 at 20:00 in Fiddlers Irish Bar, near metro Manuel Montt.

On on!...


Monday 4 May 2015

Hash #174 - Old and in the Way





Sir Acting Semen has made his way around the sun again. To celebrate, he is generously offering us the use of his rooftop quincho for a hash on Saturday.

What: Hash #174 - Old and In the Way!
When: Saturday May 9th at 1pm
Where: Blanco Encalada 1771, depto 1715. Metro Toesca.
Hosts: Sir Acting Semen and Mariachi Mansterbator
Hares: TBD
How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.
What to Bring:
- extra food
- extra libations
- sunblock
- water
- veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.

Hash #175 on May 23rd will be at Viña Casa Marin. We'll take a party bus, run through the vineyard, and eat a special dinner.

Start saving your pesos now to reserve your spot on the party bus and at the hash. Price is TBD(about 25 lukas).

Monday 20 April 2015

Hash #173 - How to Survive in the Woods



Step 1: Follow the trail that the hares laid.
Step 2: Get lost in the woods!
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Beer!

Note the early start time! The park will take away the grills early. Also, it's a bit of a hike from the bus stop to the trail start.

Details:
What: Hash #173 - How to Survive in the Woods
When: Saturday April 25th at 1pm
Where: Grills at Parque Mahuida
Hosts: Bushy Pussy, Sleeping Beauty, and Fukimoto
Hares: Bushy Pussy and Sleeping Beauty
How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.
Park entry fees: $500 for pedestrians, $3.500 for cars.
What to Bring:
- shoes for running off road
- extra food
- extra libations
- sunblock
- water
- veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.

How to get there:
From Metro Irarrazaval take east bound bus D02 on the bus stop that's on Calle Seminario. The same D02 bus can be taken at Metro Plaza Egaña, just cross to the east side of Américo Vespucio (northbound traffic)to the bus stop that's right in front of Plaza Egaña Mall.

Another option is to take bus D10 from Metro Carlos Valdovinos (line 5).

From all these buses you have to get down at the same spot which is the Av. Carlos Larrain/Alvaro Casanova bus stop(PD723).

We will meet at the bus stop to walk to the start together, so arrive early, please. There will be a trail marked from the bus stop for late cummers.

Thursday 2 April 2015

Hash #172 - Who Needs the Peace Corps?

On Saturday April 11th, let's get together at Shits and Swallows' to talk about how terrible the Peace Corps is and try to get her to stay in Santiago with us. On the flipside, she'll ask us for some financial assistance to get there.

Details:
    What: Hash #172 - Who Needs the Peace Corps?
    When: Saturday April 11th at 2pm
    Where: Santo Domingo 1240
    Host: Shits and Swallows
    Hares: Bushy Pussy and Salty Nuts
    How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.
    What to Bring:
    - extra food
    - extra libations
    - sunblock
    - veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.

How to find it: Get your directions from Google Maps. It's downtown near metro Santa Ana.

** For the uninitiated:
We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow hashing traditions, singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual, sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 10-15 hashers. Come check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.
Still not sure about the Peace Corps? Just listen to these crazy people! 

We also have a new Mismanagement Committee.
Hash Geek:
    Fukimoto
    Chorus Clown

Hash Flash:
    NoName Ari
    Sleeping Beauty

Hash Trash:
    Sir Multiple Entry

Hash Cash / Hash Stats
    Sir Multiple Entry

Songmeister
    Spoodge Bob Stain Pants
    NoName Ari

ShutterUpper
    NoName Ari

Pecker Inspector
    Sir Sump Pump

Hare Raiser
    Spoodge Bob Stain Pants

Hasherdasher
    Sir Acting Semen
    Sir Multiple Entry

Beermeister
    NoName Catalina
    Fukimoto (we just have to buy him a new car)

Religious Adviser
    Sir Acting Semen

Grand Master
    Spoodge Bob Stain Pants

Wednesday 25 March 2015

Hash #171 - The Annual General Piss-Up!

It's that time!

 

On Saturday March 28 we'll be hashing at Parque Padre Hurtado once again, and having elections. This is an important Hash because at least five vacancies need to be filled, so break out your best Esprit de Corps, come on out, and help carry on our beer-soaked torch and the tradition of cheating on the trail, getting lost and then bragging about it over a beer!

The usual details are:

    What: Hash #171 - The Annual General Piss-Up
    When: Saturday March 28th at 2pm
    Where: Avenida Francisco Bilbao 8105.
    How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.
    What to Bring:
    - extra food
    - extra libations
    - sunblock (it'll be 84°F, still)
    - veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.


How to find it: Get your directions from Google Maps here. It's quite accessible.

 

** For the uninitiated:
We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow hashing traditions, singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual, sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 10-15 hashers. Come check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.


Specific positions are:
  • Hash Geek - Takes care of keeping the password vault, keeping healthy web-assets, and making sure events are announced in a coordinated manner across the various digital venues.
  • Hash Flash - Take pretty pictures of people in the throes of our pagan ritual!
  • Hash Trash - Write some libel and slander once in a while, telling the tales of daring doo...
  • Hash Cash / Hash Stats - You really need a mattress with an underside for this one, an ability to count to several thousand, and subtract (you would be amazed...), and the blessing of the current mismanagement committee. Keep a little baggie with the hash cash, and do the occasional transfer/reimbursement/scolding...
  • Songmeister - Help pass on the lore of the Hash by teaching bad students new songs every once in a while...
  • ShutterUpper - Get mad at everybody (or at least act it) during the circle, leaving the person at the center to concentrate on the agenda rather than the bad apples.
  • Hasher Herder -  Hasher herding is an important job on trips and away-hashes. You would not believe how hard a simple thing like getting on a bus can be when folks are moved by the spirit! Take attendance, keep an accurate head-count, and report on how many hashers we're about to lose, hopefully before the bus takes off!
  • Grubmeister - Wrangle food, organize food, make food appear to keep the Hashers from drinking on empty stomachs! Pipe up & help organize coming Hashes by figuring out what people can eat!
  • Pecker Inspector - Ewww - it's just like it sounds, and there's this guy who seems to love the job...
  • Hare Raiser - Gently practice your Machiavelli, helping folks in advanced stages of largesse volunteer their yachts and summer palaces for hashing activities.
  • Hasherdasher - Have a ready supply of patches, t-shirts, knick-knacks, and tchotchkes for spies and locals alike to do their in-flight shopping. This involves driving the merchandising to a degree, and having a car, cargo-bike, or masochistic desire to try & schlep it all in taxis or what-have-you.
  • Beermeister - Without a doubt the most important job in the Hash - witness the untouchable and legendary status of Sir Biweekly Deposit - larger than life; larger than his t-shirt - you have to have a car, and some serious commitment for this one. The Beermeister falls through & things get ugly real fast...
  • Religious Adviser - It's a religious position and we don't prosecute - need I say more? Burn witches at the stake, convert infidels and give them names, spill a little beer here & there.
  • Grand Master - Basically, the Grand Master does nothing, and spends a lot of time doing it. Be the focus of idling complainers, and keep changing stuff so it looks like nothing's changed! Think stuff up for the MMC to do, and then do it yourself! It's a self-starter's dream-job.
*For all positions, you're expected to be a responsible adult. That means first & foremost taking responsibility for your part. If you can't do it because you're traveling, or too drunk - find an alternate before you pass out. Don't hang it all on the next hasher up the ladder. That's not proper hash behavior.
Now you, too could be one of the beautiful people. 



--
Your faithful GM,
Multiple Entry


Friday 13 March 2015

Mismanagement Committee Positions: 2015

It's Erection Time!




Saturday March 28th will be the annual general piss-up. This is the moment that will decide the fortunes of the Hash for the coming year. It's your chance to give back to the Hashing community by taking on one of the various jobs that make a Hash a Hash. The more people that volunteer, compete, vie and duel for these positions, the easier each job is - so think of how much you love driving beer around, have a look through the list, and step forward.


Stepping forward, by the way, will involve sending an email to the Hash, with the subject-line "Erections", stating that you would be interested in a given position. Think of it as a little test of your mettle!

Specific positions are:
  • Hash Geek - Takes care of keeping the password vault, keeping healthy web-assets, and making sure events are announced in a coordinated manner across the various digital venues.
  • Hash Flash - Take pretty pictures of people in the throes of our pagan ritual!
  • Hash Trash - Write some libel and slander once in a while, telling the tales of daring doo...
  • Hash Cash / Hash Stats - You really need a mattress with an underside for this one, an ability to count to several thousand, and subtract (you would be amazed...), and the blessing of the current mismanagement committee. Keep a little baggie with the hash cash, and do the occasional transfer/reimbursement/scolding...
  • Songmeister - Help pass on the lore of the Hash by teaching bad students new songs every once in a while...
  • ShutterUpper - Get mad at everybody (or at least act it) during the circle, leaving the person at the center to concentrate on the agenda rather than the bad apples.
  • Hasher Herder -  Hasher herding is an important job on trips and away-hashes. You would not believe how hard a simple thing like getting on a bus can be when folks are moved by the spirit! Take attendance, keep an accurate head-count, and report on how many hashers we're about to lose, hopefully before the bus takes off!
  • Grubmeister - Wrangle food, organize food, make food appear to keep the Hashers from drinking on empty stomachs! Pipe up & help organize coming Hashes by figuring out what people can eat!
  • Pecker Inspector - Ewww - it's just like it sounds, and there's this guy who seems to love the job...
  • Hare Raiser - Gently practice your Machiavelli, helping folks in advanced stages of largesse volunteer their yachts and summer palaces for hashing activities.
  • Hasherdasher - Have a ready supply of patches, t-shirts, knick-knacks, and tchotchkes for spies and locals alike to do their in-flight shopping. This involves driving the merchandising to a degree, and having a car, cargo-bike, or masochistic desire to try & schlep it all in taxis or what-have-you.
  • Beermeister - Without a doubt the most important job in the Hash - witness the untouchable and legendary status of Sir Biweekly Deposit - larger than life; larger than his t-shirt - you have to have a car, and some serious commitment for this one. The Beermeister falls through & things get ugly real fast...
  • Religious Adviser - It's a religious position and we don't prosecute - need I say more? Burn witches at the stake, convert infidels and give them names, spill a little beer here & there.
  • Grand Master - Basically, the Grand Master does nothing, and spends a lot of time doing it. Be the focus of idling complainers, and keep changing stuff so it looks like nothing's changed! Think stuff up for the MMC to do, and then do it yourself! It's a self-starter's dream-job.
*For all positions, you're expected to be a responsible adult. That means first & foremost taking responsibility for your part. If you can't do it because you're traveling, or too drunk - find an alternate before you pass out. Don't hang it all on the next hasher up the ladder. That's not proper hash behavior.
Don't forget: erections happen on March 28th, and incumbents statistically have the best chances, so start your mud-slinging now if you want one of these posts! Dare to dream. Now you, too could be one of the beautiful people.

Thursday 12 March 2015

Hash #170 - St. Patrick's Day Hash



As is our tradition, we solemnly pay homage to the death of St Patrick, which happened for sure on March 17th but it's uncertain what year in the second half of the 5th century!

But we are not a dour bunch, and St. Patrick's Day celebrations are a bit of a must, so even though it's the anniversary of his death, totally made up, and roughly 1500 years ago, we celebrate!
OK - maybe we still don't have a pedal-powered stripper-pole, but we can always dream! The great thing about it is that it's a celebration, pure & simple & very, very green.
Yes. There will be green beer. A keg of it, to be exact, and we're celebrating at Mickey Gin's fine Irish establishment, Flannery's Irish Geo-pub, where karaoke stars are born!

Bring your finest, most ridiculous green attire to show your support for celebrating while running.



What is going to happen is that we're going to go for a run, and then we're going to down a keg of green beer. Special dispensations apply on this day because it's such an important milestone in human civilization, so wear green! Hasherdashery is required as usual, but if you're green, we look the other way. It's sort of like green-screening!
So... everybody loves a parade. We're having one of those too.
...and Psy is going to be there:
along with Rob Ford as Grand Marshal:
and possibly a bit of free beer and false advertising. But there will be attempts, doubtless, at River-Dancing
like may or may not have happened at the last St Patrick's Day Parade Hash, which we can't forget soon enough.

So join us for a trail (hared by Noname LeJyBy, to be named at this very hash!) and indulge in the most Pythonesque après-ski  in town (hosted by a real live Irish barkeep).

The deets:


  • What: Hash #170:
  • When: Saturday March 14th, 2pm. (beat-the-heat time)
  • Where: Flannery's Irish Geo-pub.
  • How Much: 6000CLP for the Hash. Yes - it's more expensive than usual, but it's a whole keg, which will be divided among all comers (and hashers are all comers).
What to Bring:
  • green - green hats, green clothes, green skin, green smiles
  • cash
  • your best & most lurid stories about LeJyBy
** For the uninitiated
We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow hashing traditions, singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual (which may or may not happen this time), sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 15-20 hashers. Come check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.




--
Your faithful GM,
Multiple Entry