Hash #176. The Lost in the Bush Hash

WHAT: Hash #176. The Lost in the Bush Hash

When: Saturday, June 6, 2015. 12:30 PM

HOST: Sir Turtle Head

HARES: Sir Turtle Head & tbd

Where: End of Camino La Dehesa.

How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and some hot-dogs.


What to Bring:

• Food (that doesn't need cooking, or can be boiled)
• Extra libations
• Extra carrying capacity, as in room in a backpack or what have you. Getting up the hill will be a cooperative effort. Each person will need to carry the equivalent of about 4lb of stuff (or, if you prefer, 4lb=2000cc=8 beers worth - a better hashing unit of weight)
• Sunblock
• Water
• May be a cold day, bring appropriate clothing, which should include a warm jacket, gloves, a hat and scarf.

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On on!...

Hash #175 - 4th Annual Whiner's Hash

WHAT: Hash #175 - 4th Annual Whiner's Hash
WHEN: Saturday, May 23 at Casa Marin in Camino Lo Abarca (www.casamarin.cl)
HOSTS: Sir Sump Pump & FInger in the Dyke
HARES: Sir Sump Pump & FInger in the Dyke
TIME: Round-trip private limo bus from Flannery’s Pub in Providencia at 11:00 (ARRIVE AT 10:45AM)
Arriving from Encomenderos 83 in Los Condes to Casa Marin around 12:30 to a beautiful world Class Winery on the Coast
Circle starts at 1:00, so if you like to pre lube, feel free to do so
COST: $15.500 with transport (US$26 trough Paypal), $10.500 if you drive yourself.

Bring: pruning shears, sunblock, water, hats, your drinking face.

WHAT YOU GET:
...
- Party bus, starting at Flannery's.

- Taus Bräus Ale during trip and at the hash.

-A fabulous trail around the vineyard, which will lead us to where we will all be picking our special row of grapes! (Extreme Late Harvest!).

-A lively, and imaginative Circle of Down Downs, with grape stomping and beer.

- A special array of discounts to buy and taste these world class wines at a hash-negotiated price (well worth the price of admission alone).

- Guaranteed SEX (either with someone else, or by yourself).

- Safe journey back to Santiago, as the bus departs at 19:30 to go back to Flannery’s about 21:00.

- An orgasmic array of 5 star foods with meat, seafood, and vegetarian options custom designed for us by the winery's world-class chef .

- Empanada de pino from Lo Abarca: dough filled with a seasoned mixture of ground beef, onions, raisins, black olives and hard boiled eggs.

- Roasted ribs: pork ribs barbecue.

- Chilean salad: tomato, onions and coriander.

- Mix of salads: tomatoes, avocados, corn, peas, artichokes, olives, lettuces.

- Accompaniment: baked potatoes with olive oil and rosemary, and rice.

- Semola con leche: semolina pudding with cinnamon and caramel sauce.

Besides the lunch, you can drink your own beer! If people are interested in drinking the best whites from Chile, they can be purchased for $2.500 per glass.

All this and more for the ridiculously low price of 15.500.

If you like to drive yourself (crazy), remember the price goes down to 10.500.

To reserve a spot please confirm your participation to info@shhh.cl including your contact details.
Available payment options are bank transfer, paypal or if you prefer cash we'll meet next Wednesday May 20 at 20:00 in Fiddlers Irish Bar, near metro Manuel Montt.

On on!...

Hash #174 - Old and in the Way

Sir Acting Semen has made his way around the sun again. To celebrate, he is generously offering us the use of his rooftop quincho for a hash on Saturday.

What: Hash #174 - Old and In the Way!
When: Saturday May 9th at 1pm
Where: Blanco Encalada 1771, depto 1715. Metro Toesca.
Hosts: Sir Acting Semen and Mariachi Mansterbator
Hares: TBD
How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.
What to Bring:
- extra food
- extra libations
- sunblock
- water
- veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.

Hash #175 on May 23rd will be at Viña Casa Marin. We'll take a party bus, run through the vineyard, and eat a special dinner.

Start saving your pesos now to reserve your spot on the party bus and at the hash. Price is TBD(about 25 lukas).

Hash #173 - How to Survive in the Woods

Step 1: Follow the trail that the hares laid.
Step 2: Get lost in the woods!
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Beer!

Note the early start time! The park will take away the grills early. Also, it's a bit of a hike from the bus stop to the trail start.

Details:
What: Hash #173 - How to Survive in the Woods
When: Saturday April 25th at 1pm
Where: Grills at Parque Mahuida
Hosts: Bushy Pussy, Sleeping Beauty, and Fukimoto
Hares: Bushy Pussy and Sleeping Beauty
How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.
Park entry fees: $500 for pedestrians, $3.500 for cars.
What to Bring:
- shoes for running off road
- extra food
- extra libations
- sunblock
- water
- veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.

How to get there:
From Metro Irarrazaval take east bound bus D02 on the bus stop that's on Calle Seminario. The same D02 bus can be taken at Metro Plaza Egaña, just cross to the east side of Américo Vespucio (northbound traffic)to the bus stop that's right in front of Plaza Egaña Mall.

Another option is to take bus D10 from Metro Carlos Valdovinos (line 5).

From all these buses you have to get down at the same spot which is the Av. Carlos Larrain/Alvaro Casanova bus stop(PD723).

We will meet at the bus stop to walk to the start together, so arrive early, please. There will be a trail marked from the bus stop for late cummers.

Hash #172 - Who Needs the Peace Corps?

On Saturday April 11th, let's get together at Shits and Swallows' to talk about how terrible the Peace Corps is and try to get her to stay in Santiago with us. On the flipside, she'll ask us for some financial assistance to get there.

Details:
    What: Hash #172 - Who Needs the Peace Corps?
    When: Saturday April 11th at 2pm
    Where: Santo Domingo 1240
    Host: Shits and Swallows
    Hares: Bushy Pussy and Salty Nuts
    How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.
    What to Bring:
    - extra food
    - extra libations
    - sunblock
    - veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.

How to find it: Get your directions from Google Maps. It's downtown near metro Santa Ana.

** For the uninitiated:
We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow hashing traditions, singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual, sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 10-15 hashers. Come check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.

Still not sure about the Peace Corps? Just listen to these crazy people! 

We also have a new Mismanagement Committee.
Hash Geek:
    Fukimoto
    Chorus Clown

Hash Flash:
    NoName Ari
    Sleeping Beauty

Hash Trash:
    Sir Multiple Entry

Hash Cash / Hash Stats
    Sir Multiple Entry

Songmeister
    Spoodge Bob Stain Pants
    NoName Ari

ShutterUpper
    NoName Ari

Pecker Inspector
    Sir Sump Pump

Hare Raiser
    Spoodge Bob Stain Pants

Hasherdasher
    Sir Acting Semen
    Sir Multiple Entry

Beermeister
    NoName Catalina
    Fukimoto (we just have to buy him a new car)

Religious Adviser
    Sir Acting Semen

Grand Master
    Spoodge Bob Stain Pants